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A Brief (and Possibly Cursed) History of Coffee...

August 7, 2025
Forget sage bundles and full moons—some of the most chaotic manifestations in history may have been brewed in a humble mug. Whether you're hexing your ex with oat milk or...

A Brief (and Possibly Cursed) History of Coffee...

August 7, 2025
Forget sage bundles and full moons—some of the most chaotic manifestations in history may have been brewed in a humble mug. Whether you're hexing your ex with oat milk or...
☕ “What Your Coffee Order Says About Your Arres...

July 28, 2025
You ever look at someone’s coffee order and just know they’ve done time? ☕ Whether it’s tax evasion in a to-go cup or arson with a cinnamon stick, your daily...

☕ “What Your Coffee Order Says About Your Arres...

July 28, 2025
You ever look at someone’s coffee order and just know they’ve done time? ☕ Whether it’s tax evasion in a to-go cup or arson with a cinnamon stick, your daily...
The Mug You Grab First Says Everything About Yo...

July 26, 2025
You thought you were just making coffee.But your mug? It knows. It remembers. Turns out, the first mug you reach for in the morning is less about caffeine—and more about...

The Mug You Grab First Says Everything About Yo...

July 26, 2025
You thought you were just making coffee.But your mug? It knows. It remembers. Turns out, the first mug you reach for in the morning is less about caffeine—and more about...

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Forecasting a Comeback: Why Meteorologists—and ...

August 20, 2025
Floridians are rallying to bring back Publix Hurricane Cakes. With nearly 31,000 petition signatures, news coverage, and even meteorologists weighing in, here’s why these sweet storm traditions matter.

Forecasting a Comeback: Why Meteorologists—and ...

August 20, 2025
Floridians are rallying to bring back Publix Hurricane Cakes. With nearly 31,000 petition signatures, news coverage, and even meteorologists weighing in, here’s why these sweet storm traditions matter.
Bring Back the Hurricane Cake: Florida’s Sweete...

August 12, 2025
In Florida, we take hurricanes seriously — but we also know how to find a little sweetness in the storm.For years, Publix hurricane cakes were our way of laughing together...
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Bring Back the Hurricane Cake: Florida’s Sweete...

August 12, 2025
In Florida, we take hurricanes seriously — but we also know how to find a little sweetness in the storm.For years, Publix hurricane cakes were our way of laughing together...
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The Unwritten Rules of the Publix Deli Line

August 11, 2025
Welcome back to our ongoing Publix Life Series, where we uncover the unspoken rules of Florida’s favorite grocery store. If you missed our first installment — The Secret Social Hierarchy...

The Unwritten Rules of the Publix Deli Line

August 11, 2025
Welcome back to our ongoing Publix Life Series, where we uncover the unspoken rules of Florida’s favorite grocery store. If you missed our first installment — The Secret Social Hierarchy...

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