🚵‍♂️ I Survived Hartman Rocks (Barely) – Mountain Bike Injury Commemorative Shirt (*Or at least my collarbone didn’t.) | Funny Shirt

Every trail has a story. This one ends in X-rays.

Whether you went over the handlebars, kissed a tree, or just watched your buddy somersault into a bush, this shirt honors the legendary pain and glory of Colorado’s most brutal bike trail. Designed in honor of a friend's heroic collarbone sacrifice, this tee is your badge of honor for dodging disaster—or not.

Perfect For:

• Bikers who like their trails gnarly and their bones optional
• Friends who turn injuries into merch
• Trail names that sound like they came with a waiver

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.