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⚡ Hunker Down & Hook Up – Florida Hurricane Love Language Tee | Funny Florida Shirt

⚡ Hunker Down & Hook Up – Florida Hurricane Love Language Tee | Funny Florida Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Caution tape hearts. Storm shutters. Bad decisions. Welcome to hurricane season, baby.


This “Hunker Down & Hook Up” tee is for the brave (and slightly unhinged) Floridians who know that when the wind starts howlin', it's time to find a warm body and a working generator. Featuring a bold yellow caution heart and metallic block lettering, this design captures the true spirit of Florida romance: humid, chaotic, and maybe just a little toxic.

Perfect For:





  • Hurricane parties that get weird after curfew 🌪
  • Storm prep runs to Publix and/or Tinder
  • The friend who won’t evacuate but always stocks up on wine




Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt








  • 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
  • Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
  • Sideseamed
  • Taped should-to-shoulder
  • Tear away label
  • For sizing details, click here.


Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt








  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
  • For sizing details, click here.
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