The Mug You Grab First Says Everything About Your Trauma Response Sip carefully—your ceramic companion is snitching.
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🚨 1. The "I have the rage of a 90s girl band and the back pain to match" Mug
🧠 Trauma Response: Disassociation with a cute growl.
You’re Tank Girl... kinda. Mostly you’re vibing with Hole.
You use sarcasm to battle this dystopian system and honestly? It’s working.
💣 2. The “Radicalized by Basic Decency” Mug
🔥 Trauma Response: Rage-powered justice arc.
You cry during protest videos. You yell at the news. You still feel guilty for that one time you didn’t tip enough.
Your trauma made you ethical. And loud.
🌀 3. The “Fights the Establishment” Mug
💥 Trauma Response: Rebellion as self-soothing.
You’ve never trusted HR. You keep receipts. You were born to overthrow systems and then complain about how much work it is.
Your inner child is unionizing.
🧻 4. The “Coffee Make Brain Work Gooder” Mug
😵💫 Trauma Response: Executive dysfunction chic.
You use coffee as a cognitive crutch and pretend that’s normal. You’re masking so hard, your mug is legally considered a service animal.
No one’s seen your to-do list since 2021—and that’s okay.
👁️🗨️ 5. The Mug with a Blank Stare and No Words
🤐 Trauma Response: Emotional freeze mode.
If your go-to mug has no text, no image, just vibes—then congratulations, you’ve mastered the art of the slow, quiet spiral.
You’re either highly evolved or fully disassociating. Possibly both.
🛒 Grab a blank mug and project whatever feelings you’re ignoring [jk mystery mug]
💬 Final Diagnosis:
You’re not just choosing a mug—you’re revealing the internal crisis you've wrapped in caffeine and sarcasm.
And that’s beautiful.
☕ Call to Action:
Find the mug that matches your particular flavor of dysfunction.
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