This shirt features the angel of hydration and hindsight—your new favorite all-seeing swamp gator. With psychedelic eyes-for-scales, gnarly claws, and a smug smile that says you knew better, it’s equal parts mythical and mildly threatening.
Printed in swamp-god green and bone yellow, it pops off the royal blue background like a hallucination in a Waffle House parking lot.
Design Highlights:
Intricate eye-covered gator art in vintage ink style
