Kiss Me where the Pipeline Ends novelty political shirt

Romance. Ruin. Resource extraction.

This shirt isn’t just cheeky—it’s leaking sarcasm all over late-stage capitalism.

Featuring a heartbroken sunset, an oozing pipe, and the drippy red lettering of every bad idea we were told was good for the economy, this bold design is perfect for your next protest, bedroom rendezvous, or Thanksgiving dinner with that one uncle who works in oil.

Design Highlights:

• Seductive script: “Kiss Me Where the…”
• Bold, toxic-drip font for PIPELINE
• Romantic sunset with oil slick vibes
• Sublimely inappropriate for corporate retreats

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.