Publix delis are more than just a place to grab a quick sandwich or some fried chicken; they’re a cultural institution for Floridians. But what if you decided to visit every single Publix deli? What would that adventure look like, and how long would it take? Let’s dive into the ultimate Publix pilgrimage, exploring the northernmost, southernmost, and largest Publix delis while calculating how much time you’d need for this unique journey.
What happens when Rudolph trades snow for sand? His red nose might shine bright in the North Pole, but in Florida, it attracts seagulls, curious manatees, and plenty of hilarious trouble. Here’s how the most famous reindeer of all made waves on his tropical vacation.
Grandpa’s Christmas light display was the pride of the neighborhood—until the local iguanas decided it was snack time. Turns out, Christmas lights and Florida’s most famous invasive reptiles don’t mix. Here’s how one man’s holiday dreams turned into a comedy of errors.
What happens when a lawn decoration becomes a maritime mystery? Witness the unforgettable journey of an inflatable Santa that went from a front yard to the open seas, becoming an unexpected holiday sensation.
When Santa’s magic dust accidentally hits a flock of flamingos, they suddenly believe they’re the new reindeer. Their wild attempt to "rebrand Christmas" leads to chaos on the beach and the wildest Christmas Eve Florida has ever seen.
When Santa’s magic dust accidentally hits a flock of flamingos, they suddenly believe they’re the new reindeer. Their wild attempt to "rebrand Christmas" leads to chaos on the beach and the wildest Christmas Eve Florida has ever seen.
This is Why We can't Have Nice Things Florida Hurricane novelty shirt
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Coffee because Murder is super illegal coffee mug 15oz Ceramic Mug
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Material: 100% Ceramic
Size: 15oz
Diswasher/microwave safe
Products are printed in the United States
Helps you not to murder anybody
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Get ready to rock some stylish threads and sip in style with our custom designs on shirts and mugs! Don't hold back, shoot us an email with all of your wildest design ideas. We're all about making your shopping experience with our small biz a hoot and a half. Thanks a latte! #unlawfulthreads #floridamemes #coffeememes #iloveskulls #ilovecoffee Tag us anytime!
