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  • Coffee Cult Leaders: If These Beans Were Religions ☕ A Satirical Guide to Choosing Your Roast Based on Full-Blown Caffeine Theology

    Coffee Cult Leaders: If These Beans Were Religi...

    What if your favorite coffee roast wasn’t just a beverage—but a belief system? In this darkly funny breakdown of the "coffee cults," we reveal what dark roast, blonde roast, and...

    Coffee Cult Leaders: If These Beans Were Religi...

    What if your favorite coffee roast wasn’t just a beverage—but a belief system? In this darkly funny breakdown of the "coffee cults," we reveal what dark roast, blonde roast, and...

  • The Coffee Break Was a Labor Movement Win

    The Coffee Break Was a Labor Movement Win

    Your mid-morning latte isn’t just caffeine—it’s a victory. That 15 minutes you steal away from emails and meetings? Workers fought for it. The humble coffee break has roots in America’s...

    The Coffee Break Was a Labor Movement Win

    Your mid-morning latte isn’t just caffeine—it’s a victory. That 15 minutes you steal away from emails and meetings? Workers fought for it. The humble coffee break has roots in America’s...

  • A Brief (and Possibly Cursed) History of Coffee Spells

    A Brief (and Possibly Cursed) History of Coffee...

    Forget sage bundles and full moons—some of the most chaotic manifestations in history may have been brewed in a humble mug. Whether you're hexing your ex with oat milk or...

    A Brief (and Possibly Cursed) History of Coffee...

    Forget sage bundles and full moons—some of the most chaotic manifestations in history may have been brewed in a humble mug. Whether you're hexing your ex with oat milk or...

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