70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt – Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt

🏝️ Sunshine, sand, and just enough poor decisions to keep things interesting. 🏝️

Introducing the latest drop from Unlawful Threads:

“70% Water, 30% Regret” – the perfect Florida souvenir shirt for people who live here on purpose... or can't leave because of the HOA.

This vintage-inspired tee features a distressed Florida silhouette with palm trees, crashing waves, and that sunset you’ll stare into while rethinking your life choices. Whether you're dodging gators, hurricanes, or your ex at the Winn-Dixie, this shirt gets you.

Why It Belongs in Your Closet:

✅ Retro beach vibe meets brutal honesty

✅ Super soft cotton blend – perfect for sweating out your life regrets

✅ Unisex sizing for the whole chaotic crew

✅ Makes a great gift for spring breakers, snowbirds, or your Florida-fried soul

✅ Printed to last longer than your Florida lease agreement

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.