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70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt โ€“ Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt

70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt โ€“ Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt

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๐Ÿ๏ธ Sunshine, sand, and just enough poor decisions to keep things interesting. ๐Ÿ๏ธ


Introducing the latest drop from Unlawful Threads:

โ€œ70% Water, 30% Regretโ€ โ€“ the perfect Florida souvenir shirt for people who live here on purpose... or can't leave because of the HOA.

This vintage-inspired tee features a distressed Florida silhouette with palm trees, crashing waves, and that sunset youโ€™ll stare into while rethinking your life choices. Whether you're dodging gators, hurricanes, or your ex at the Winn-Dixie, this shirt gets you.


Why It Belongs in Your Closet:

โœ… Retro beach vibe meets brutal honesty

โœ… Super soft cotton blend โ€“ perfect for sweating out your life regrets

โœ… Unisex sizing for the whole chaotic crew

โœ… Makes a great gift for spring breakers, snowbirds, or your Florida-fried soul

โœ… Printed to last longer than your Florida lease agreement



Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt







  • 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
  • Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
  • Sideseamed
  • Taped should-to-shoulder
  • Tear away label
  • For sizing details, click here.


Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt







  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (203 g/mยฒ)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
  • For sizing details, click here.
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