70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt โ Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt
70 percent Water, 30 percent Regret Florida Shirt โ Funny Retro Beach T-Shirt for Sunshine State Survivors | Funny Florida Shirt
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๐๏ธ Sunshine, sand, and just enough poor decisions to keep things interesting. ๐๏ธ
Introducing the latest drop from Unlawful Threads:
โ70% Water, 30% Regretโ โ the perfect Florida souvenir shirt for people who live here on purpose... or can't leave because of the HOA.
This vintage-inspired tee features a distressed Florida silhouette with palm trees, crashing waves, and that sunset youโll stare into while rethinking your life choices. Whether you're dodging gators, hurricanes, or your ex at the Winn-Dixie, this shirt gets you.
Why It Belongs in Your Closet:
โ Retro beach vibe meets brutal honesty
โ Super soft cotton blend โ perfect for sweating out your life regrets
โ Unisex sizing for the whole chaotic crew
โ Makes a great gift for spring breakers, snowbirds, or your Florida-fried soul
โ Printed to last longer than your Florida lease agreement
Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt
- 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
- Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
- Sideseamed
- Taped should-to-shoulder
- Tear away label
- For sizing details, click here.
Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (203 g/mยฒ)
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
- Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
- For sizing details, click here.
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