Zero days. Not one. The streak is alive and he is proud of it. This shirt is for the dad who treats every room like an open mic, every silence like an opportunity, and every groan like a standing ovation.
Available in 11 colors on a classic Hanes Tagless Tee — White, Ash, Light Steel, Stonewashed Green, Stonewashed Blue, Sand, Gold, Oxford Gray, Carolina Blue, Blue Horizon, and Light Blue — in sizes S–6XL. Because legends come in all sizes.
Hanes Tagless T-Shirt
Classic fit, 100% cotton (tagless for all-day comfort)
Preshrunk to maintain fit wash after wash
Available in 11 colors, sizes S–6XL
Printed in the USA
Perfect for Father’s Day, his birthday, or literally any Tuesday. Give it to the dad who has everything — because he definitely doesn’t have enough appreciation for his jokes yet.
Tag us when he opens it — #unlawfulthreads — we want to see the reaction (and hear the joke he makes about it).
Want a custom design or have a wild idea? Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com — we love a challenge.
