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You're the Human Equivalent of a Gas Station Microwave Burrito – Funny Roast Shirt

You're the Human Equivalent of a Gas Station Microwave Burrito – Funny Roast Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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🌯 Mildly toxic. Questionably warm. Unforgettable.

Say what everyone’s thinking—with maximum snark and zero chill. This bold, hilarious tee is the ultimate passive-aggressive roast for that one person who’s always doing the most… in the worst way.

Great for roast battles, awkward family gatherings, and sending subliminal messages to your least favorite coworker.

Big block typography with retro roast energy

Soft, comfortable fit—unlike the burrito

Unisex sizing, made to wear (not microwave)

Perfect gag gift or self-aware sarcasm flex

Bullet Points:


  • Brutal Honesty Tee: For lovers of sarcasm, satire, and savage one-liners.
  • Great Gag Gift: Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or exes.



Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt











  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear away label
  • Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
  • For sizing details, click here.
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