We Are All the Decoy Plane T-Shirt

Because Someone Has to Be the Distraction

You know the move. Send in the decoy. Cause a scene. Let the real operation proceed undetected. This tee is for the person who fully understands — and fully embraces — their role in the chaos.

Whether you're the mastermind or the decoy (we know which one you are), this bold graphic tee makes the statement for you. Wear it to family gatherings, airports, or anywhere you need plausible deniability.

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt (Unisex)

• Classic fit — relaxed and comfortable all day
• 100% preshrunk cotton — soft wash after wash
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Tear-away label — no scratchy tags
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• Sizes S–5XL | Size guide

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• Classic fit, 100% cotton (6 oz.) — lightweight and flattering
• Preshrunk jersey knit — stays true to size
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed for a tailored silhouette
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam
• Tear-away label
• Sizes XS–3XL | Size guide

Printed on demand. Ships within 3–7 business days.