University of Your Dad 1969 – Funny Vintage College Parody T-Shirt

Class of ’69. Sass Degree in Progress.

Whether you’re roasting dads or repping generational swagger, the University of Your Dad shirt brings Ivy League energy with a side of sarcasm.

This classic collegiate parody design features a faux-university crest with a bold “D,” crown and laurels, and the proud founding year of 1969 — aka peak dad era. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day, frat parties, or anytime someone needs to be reminded who really schooled them.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Thanksgiving. Wear it when someone says “okay, boomer.”

Available in a classic unisex Gildan Cotton Tee or a fitted Gildan Ultra Ladies Tee — sizes XS–5XL.

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8″ collar, taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away label, quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• Sizes S–5XL
• View sizing chart

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• Classic fit, 100% cotton (6 oz.), sideseamed
• Seamless double-needle 5/8″ collar, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label, machine washable
• Sizes XS–3XL
• View sizing chart

Printed in the USA. Makes a savage Father’s Day gift or a conversation starter at any family gathering.

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