Technically, You're the Same Age as Old People.
Somewhere out there, someone your exact age is complaining about their knees, going to bed at 9pm, and calling the remote control "the clicker." That's you. That's all of us. And this mug knows it.
The Same Age As Old People 15oz Ceramic Mug from Unlawful Threads is the perfect birthday gift, the ideal desk companion, and the most honest thing you'll own. Black ceramic, bold graphic, zero filter.
Pour your coffee. Stare into the void. Acknowledge your age. Repeat.
Mug Specs
- 15oz capacity — because aging requires more caffeine
- 100% ceramic construction — heavyweight and durable
- Black exterior with printed graphic design
- Microwave safe
- Dishwasher safe
- Printed in the United States
- Printed on demand — made fresh when you order
- Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D / 10.75″ circumference
The Details
Printed on demand by Unlawful Threads. All designs are available on both mugs and shirts. Want a custom design or have a wild idea? Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com — we love a challenge.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Same Age As Old People mug made of?
It is a 15oz black ceramic mug with a full-color printed graphic. The ceramic is 100% ceramic, heavyweight, and built for daily use.
Is this mug microwave safe?
Yes. The mug is fully microwave safe.
Is this mug dishwasher safe?
Yes. It is dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.
How much does the mug hold?
This mug holds 15 ounces — plenty of room for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the existential dread of another birthday.
Where is this mug printed?
All Unlawful Threads mugs are printed in the United States on demand, made fresh when you place your order.
What are the dimensions of this mug?
The mug measures 4.5″ tall × 5.2″ wide × 3.4″ deep, with a 10.75″ circumference. It fits standard cup holders and most coffee makers.
Is this a good birthday gift?
It is one of the best. The Same Age As Old People mug is a perfect gift for anyone celebrating a birthday, especially those with a sense of humor about getting older. It ships quickly, arrives ready to gift, and says exactly what everyone is thinking.
How long does shipping take?
Please allow 3–7 business days for production plus standard shipping time. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.
Can I get this design on a shirt?
Yes. All Unlawful Threads designs are available on both mugs and shirts. Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com to request a shirt version or any custom design.
Can I request a custom design?
Absolutely. Email your idea to Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com and we'll bring it to life.
