Sober Not Dead Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Anti-Romance Apparel
Sober Not Dead Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Anti-Romance Apparel
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👿 Sober? Yes. Boring? Never.
Who says giving up the drinks means giving up the fun? This "Sober Not Dead" design lets the world know you’re still raising hell, just without the hangovers. Featuring a retro devil baby and bold, vintage typography, this design is perfect for those who live their best life sober—but still a little chaotic.
🔥 Plus, the Japanese text reads "I Hate Love," because who has time for romance when you’re out here thriving?
🔥 Perfect for:
✅ Anyone rocking the sober lifestyle without apologies
✅ Those who’ve swapped cocktails for coffee but still party hard
✅ Anyone who thinks love is overrated (but humor isn’t)
💡 Whether it’s a tee or a coffee mug, make it clear—you’re here for a good time, just on your own terms.
Key Features & Bullet Points:
👕 Shirt Features:
- Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and comfortable
- Classic Fit: True to size with a relaxed, everyday feel
- Bold Vintage-Inspired Design: Eye-catching and rebellious
☕ Mug Features:
- Premium Ceramic: Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Built for daily caffeine boosts
- Sharp, Vibrant Print: High-quality design that lasts
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