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Sober Not Dead Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Anti-Romance Apparel

Sober Not Dead Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Anti-Romance Apparel

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👿 Sober? Yes. Boring? Never.


Who says giving up the drinks means giving up the fun? This "Sober Not Dead" design lets the world know you’re still raising hell, just without the hangovers. Featuring a retro devil baby and bold, vintage typography, this design is perfect for those who live their best life sober—but still a little chaotic.

🔥 Plus, the Japanese text reads "I Hate Love," because who has time for romance when you’re out here thriving?

🔥 Perfect for:

✅ Anyone rocking the sober lifestyle without apologies

✅ Those who’ve swapped cocktails for coffee but still party hard

✅ Anyone who thinks love is overrated (but humor isn’t)

💡 Whether it’s a tee or a coffee mug, make it clear—you’re here for a good time, just on your own terms.

Key Features & Bullet Points:

👕 Shirt Features:


  • Premium Cotton Blend: Soft, breathable, and comfortable
  • Classic Fit: True to size with a relaxed, everyday feel
  • Bold Vintage-Inspired Design: Eye-catching and rebellious

Mug Features:


  • Premium Ceramic: Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Built for daily caffeine boosts
  • Sharp, Vibrant Print: High-quality design that lasts

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