Rent paid. Vibes immaculate. Zero accountability required. Satan is my Sugar Daddy and honestly? The arrangement is working out great.
This bold, unapologetic graphic tee is built for the dark humor crowd, the chaos gremlins, the people whose Amazon wishlist includes both crystals and true crime documentaries. It’s the shirt that makes strangers do a double-take and friends immediately ask where you got it.
Available in 7 colors — Light Blue, Black, Garnet, Graphite Heather, Red, Sports Grey, and Purple — in both a classic unisex Gildan Cotton Tee and a fitted Gildan Ultra Ladies Tee. Sizes XS–5XL.
Gildan Cotton T-Shirt (Unisex)
Classic fit, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit
Seamless double-needle 7/8″ collar, taped neck and shoulders
Tear-away label, quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Perfect for Halloween, every day that ends in Y, or gifting to the friend who laughs at things they probably shouldn’t. Tag us when you wear it — #unlawfulthreads
Want a custom design or have a wild idea? Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com — we love a challenge.
