“Satan Claus Is Coming to Town” Shirt – White Short Sleeve Tee | Funny Dark Christmas Shirt for the Wickedly Festive

🎅🔥 He sees you when you’re sinning.

This “Satan Claus Is Coming to Town” white tee is a vintage-inspired twist on holiday cheer for anyone who prefers hellfire to holly. Featuring a retro devil-Santa graphic in bold red, gold, and black tones, it’s equal parts Christmas classic and infernal comedy.

Perfect for dark humor lovers, metalheads, and anyone who’s tired of pretending “nice” made the list.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft cotton blend – comfortable enough for sleigh rides straight to chaos.
• Male and Female fit – flattering and breathable, no matter your level of damnation.
• Retro print design – bold colors that pop against the white fabric.
• Machine washable – because even sinners deserve easy laundry days.

Pair it with jeans, boots, and your best sinister grin for a look that says "Merry Whatever."

🔥 Limited edition – once it’s gone, it’s gone faster than your halo.

🛒 Grab yours before Satan Claus slides down your chimney.