"Woke Up and Chose Existential Dread" 15 oz. Mug
Start your day with a heavy dose of caffeine and an even heavier existential crisis! The "Woke Up and Chose Existential Dread" 15 oz. mug is the perfect companion for those mornings when your brain hits the snooze button on optimism. Whether you're contemplating the meaning of life or just surviving another Zoom meeting, this mug will hold all the coffee (or tea) you need to keep it together… barely.
Why You'll Love It:
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Big Enough for Your Feelings: A hefty 15 oz. to fuel your existential musings (and your caffeine habit).
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Eye-Catching Design: Bright green, retro computer vibes make it impossible to miss—just like your daily dread.
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Durable & Practical: Dishwasher and microwave-safe, because life's too short for handwashing.
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Perfect for Gifting: Share the existential laughs with your friends, coworkers, or anyone who lives for dark humor.
Ideal For:
- Morning zombies with a sense of humor
- Fans of retro aesthetics and clever designs
- Anyone who knows the struggle of waking up and choosing chaos
Pour yourself a cup of dread (or coffee) and embrace the absurdity of it all. Add this mug to your cart now and sip with style! ☕✨
