Reality Is a Crutch for People Who Can't Handle Florida” Shirt Florida

🏝️ Because reality just isn’t enough for Florida.

If you’ve ever said “I saw weirder on a Tuesday at a Wawa,” this shirt is your official uniform.

The "Reality Is a Crutch for People Who Can't Handle Florida" tee perfectly captures the glorious chaos of the Sunshine State. Designed with bold yellow text, a tilted layout, and a Florida silhouette graphic, it’s a nod to those who know the truth: Florida is the reality. Everything else is a simulation.

Whether you’re from Florida, moved here on purpose, or just keep getting sucked into wild headlines—this one’s for you.

🎯 Perfect for:

• Florida natives & chaos enjoyers
• Tourists with a sense of humor
• Meme lovers, locals, & Florida transplants
• Fans of the "Florida Man" lifestyle

👕 Shirt Features:

• Premium Cotton Blend: Lightweight & comfy for that Florida heat
• Unisex and Women’s Fits Available
• Bold Text Graphic: Easy to read, hard to ignore
• Designed & Printed in the USA

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Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.