Old As Dirt, Sober AF Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Dark Humor Apparel

"Old As Dirt, Sober AF Shirt & Mug | Funny Sobriety & Dark Humor Apparel"

💀 Still here. Still sober. Still kicking.

Whether you’re celebrating another year of sobriety or just embracing your undead-level resilience, this "Old As Dirt, Sober AF" design is the perfect way to show that you’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Featuring a bold, vintage-style skull and distressed lettering, this design is perfect for anyone who’s been through the wringer but came out stronger.

🔥 Perfect for:

✅ People rocking the sober lifestyle with no regrets

✅ Vintage skull lovers & dark humor fans

✅ A hilarious recovery gift for birthdays & milestones

💡 A little older, a little wiser, a lot more sober.

Key Features & Bullet Points:

👕 Shirt Features:

• Soft & Breathable Fabric: Premium cotton/poly blend
• Classic Fit: Comfortable and true to size
• Vintage Skull Print: Distressed for that worn-in, badass look

☕ Mug Features:

• Premium Ceramic: Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Built for daily use
• High-Quality Print: Crisp, dark humor design for ultimate impact

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic Fit
• 100% Cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.