NSFW Father's Day Mug – Thanks for Not Squirting Me in Mom’s Face (White 15oz)

🎯💦 Straight from the heart… and lower.

Let’s be real — Father’s Day is about appreciation. And this mug shows it in the most unfiltered, unholy, and unforgettable way possible.

Perfect for dads with a dark sense of humor, adult kids who overshare, and anyone who believes Hallmark cards are for cowards.

✅ Available in 15oz sizes

✅ High-contrast retro-style print on black ceramic

✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe

✅ Pairs perfectly with silence, sarcasm, and espresso

Bullet Points:

• Not for the faint of feelings – A mug made for those who need caffeine before conversation
• Makes a savage gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself (you know who you are)

15oz Ceramic Mug

• Material: 100% Ceramic
• Size: 15oz
• Dishwasher/microwave safe
• Products are printed in the United States
• Product Dimensions: 4.5″ x 5.2″ x 3.4″ (h x w x d) / 10.75″ (circ.)