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Thanks for Not Squirting Me in Mom's Face – Funny NSFW Father's Day Mug

Thanks for Not Squirting Me in Mom's Face – Funny NSFW Father's Day Mug

Regular price $17.99 USD
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The Most Honest Father’s Day Card That’s Also a Mug

Hallmark didn’t have the guts. You do. This bold 15oz ceramic mug says what every adult kid is secretly thinking but would never put on a greeting card — until now.

For the dad with a dark sense of humor, the adult kid who overshares, and anyone who believes sincerity is overrated. This is appreciation in its most unfiltered form.

Mug Specs

  • Material: 100% Ceramic
  • Size: 15oz — pairs perfectly with silence, sarcasm, and espresso
  • High-contrast retro-style print on white ceramic
  • Dishwasher & microwave safe
  • Printed in the USA
  • Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D / 10.75″ circumference

Not for the faint of feelings. Makes a savage Father’s Day gift for the dad who has everything — including a sense of humor about how he got here.

Want a custom design or have a wild idea? Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com — we love a challenge.

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