Not Today, Satan. Not Today.
Whether you’re warding off temptation, bad vibes, Monday mornings, or just the general chaos of existence — this mug has your back. The "Not Today Satan" 15oz ceramic coffee mug is bold, funny, and deeply relatable for anyone who’s ever had to dig deep and hold the line.
Start every morning with a declaration. Sip with conviction.
Why People Love This Mug
- Bold, instantly recognizable phrase that resonates across faith, sobriety, and sarcasm communities
- 15oz capacity — big enough to fuel your spiritual warfare
- Dishwasher and microwave safe — built for daily use
- High-quality ceramic with a durable, fade-resistant print
- Printed in the United States
- The kind of mug people notice and immediately want
Perfect Gift For:
- Christians, church friends, and faith community members
- Anyone in recovery who knows exactly what “not today” means
- The sarcastic believer who keeps it real
- People who fight their battles one cup of coffee at a time
- Birthdays, holidays, Easter, Christmas, or “just because I love you” gifts
- Anyone who’s ever looked temptation in the eye and said “nope”
- AA, NA, and 12-step community members with a sense of humor
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a good Christian gift?
Absolutely. It’s funny, faith-forward, and practical. Works for birthdays, Easter, Christmas, church group gifts, or just a “thinking of you” moment.
Is this also a good sobriety gift?
Yes — “Not Today Satan” resonates deeply in recovery communities. It’s a great gift for AA/NA milestones, sobriety anniversaries, or sponsor gifts.
What size is the mug?
15oz — dimensions are 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D (10.75″ circumference). A proper, full-sized coffee mug.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes to both. It’s made for everyday use, not just display.
Where is it printed?
Printed in the USA on a high-quality black ceramic mug.
Will the print fade?
Nope. The print is durable and designed to hold up through regular dishwasher use.
Mug Details
- Material: 100% premium ceramic
- Size: 15oz
- Color: Black
- Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D (10.75″ circumference)
- Dishwasher safe — top rack recommended
- Microwave safe
- Printed in the USA
From Unlawful Threads — a small Florida brand making bold, meaningful gifts. Tag us: #unlawfulthreads
