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Not Today. Go Away. – Funny Antisocial Coffee Mug

Not Today. Go Away. – Funny Antisocial Coffee Mug

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Your Morning Mood. In Mug Form.

Some days you wake up ready to take on the world. This is not one of those days. The Not Today. Go Away. mug is the only socially acceptable way to tell everyone exactly how you feel before your first cup of coffee — and honestly, after it too.

Perfect for the introvert, the chronically unbothered, or anyone who's ever wished their face could say "do not disturb" without having to actually say it.

Product Details

  • 15oz ceramic mug — big enough for the coffee you actually need
  • Bold, high-quality printed graphic that won't fade with washing
  • Sturdy C-handle for a comfortable grip
  • Dishwasher safe — because you have enough to deal with
  • Microwave safe
  • Available in Black

Makes a Great Gift For

  • Introverts, night owls, and Monday haters
  • The coworker who needs a subtle hint
  • Anyone who communicates primarily through sarcasm
  • Birthdays, holidays, or "just because" occasions

Pair it with your favorite roast and a closed door. Bliss.

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