🍊 Not Drunk, Just from Florida – Funny Retro | Funny Florida Shirt

The walk is wobbly, the stories are wild, and no—there’s no alcohol involved. It’s just Florida.

This “Not Drunk, Just from Florida” tee brings retro font flair to a timeless truth. Featuring groovy orange lettering with a 70s vibe and swamp-core attitude, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever been mistaken for intoxicated when really, they were just vibing in humidity and existential confusion.

Design Details:

• Groovy burnt orange text with brown drop-shadow
• Bold, clean typeface with serious vintage motel energy
• Florida-proud, dignity-optional

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.