Not a Prepper, Just a Floridian – Black T-Shirt Florida

🌀💥 Just because we’ve got gas masks, flashlights, and a shovel in the trunk doesn’t mean we’re prepping—it just means we live in Florida.

Introducing the "Not a Prepper, Just a Floridian" tee, a survivalist badge of honor for anyone who’s stocked up on batteries and beer before a Category 3 rolls in. With bold graphics of a gas mask, rope, and a trusty flashlight framed by the unmistakable shape of the Sunshine State, this shirt proudly says, “We’re not paranoid—we’re prepared.”

Perfect for:

• Hurricane veterans 🌀
• Waffle House evacuees 🧇
• Anyone who’s used a generator as a coffee machine ☕
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This shirt is built to survive the humidity, the storms, and your neighbor's bad decisions. Soft, breathable cotton makes it comfy enough to wear through the eye of the storm—or your next grocery run.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.