Naughty Cat Christmas Crime Scene Mug – Black Ceramic 15oz Mug

For the holiday gremlins, chaos goblins, and cat people who know Santa’s vibe is fragile. This black 15oz mug serves dark Christmas humor with a side of “oops.” Perfect for coffee, cocoa, or whatever keeps you functioning through the season.

Key Features

• 15 oz black ceramic mug – big enough for serious caffeine situations
• Crisp, high-detail print featuring your dark-humor Christmas cat design
• Glossy finish that looks slick on desk, counter, or chaos altar
• Microwave + dishwasher safe (because nobody has time for hand-washing trauma)
• Printed in the USA and shipped with care

Full Product Description

Some Christmas mornings are wholesome.

And some look like this.

This mug is for the people who love the holidays but also love a little mayhem—and definitely understand that cats are the real main characters of winter. Featuring a wide-eyed black cat sitting calmly in the aftermath of a very… eventful… Christmas moment, this design is basically a holiday card for anyone who’s ever thought, “Yeah, the season’s fine, but I’m barely holding it together.”

Whether you’re sipping coffee while shopping last-minute gifts, hiding from relatives, or just trying to survive December without becoming a cautionary tale, this mug gets you.

Dark humor. Holiday chaos. Cat energy.

It’s not a phase. It’s seasonal truth.