My Emotional Support Animal Is a Gator on Meth – Florida Man Shirt

Introducing your new favorite Florida shirt: “My Emotional Support Animal Is a Gator on Meth.” 🐊💥

This hilarious and wildly unhinged tee celebrates the chaotic energy that only Florida can provide. Inspired by true Florida Man lore, this design features a fearless, unmedicated alligator in a support harness—exactly the kind of emotional stability we’ve come to expect in the Sunshine State.

✅ Perfect for Florida lifers, gator enthusiasts, and chaos connoisseurs

✅ Great gift for your unhinged uncle or that one friend who’s “totally normal”

✅ Printed on soft, durable cotton — built to survive hurricanes and headlines

Why You'll Love It:

• Bold print on a bright caution-sign yellow background
• A nod to Florida’s unofficial mascot: the meth-powered gator
• Guaranteed to get stares at Waffle House and boat ramps across the state

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic Fit
• 100% Cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.