✨ My Birthstone is Ketamine Shirt – Psychedelic Mental Health Humor Tee (Black or White, Unisex & Fitted)

A little sparkle, a little sass, and a whole lot of coping.

This “My Birthstone is Ketamine” tee blends psychedelic lettering with just enough existential glitter to keep things cute and chaotic. Whether you’re in therapy, between meds, or vibing your way through the void, this shirt is for you.

Perfectly inappropriate, unexpectedly relatable, and scientifically unaffiliated (but emotionally accurate). Just like you.