“Low-Key Dissociating in Style.” Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Mental Health Shirt for the Fashionably Checked-Out ~Fall

😎💭 When life gets weird, just dissociate — but make it fashion.

This “Low-Key Dissociating in Style.” long sleeve shirt is the perfect blend of comfort, irony, and quiet existential dread. Soft, breathable, and effortlessly cool, it’s made for those moments when your body’s in the room but your mind’s buffering.

☁️ Why You’ll Love It:

• Cozy cotton blend – soft enough to escape reality in comfort.
• Unisex relaxed fit – flattering, chill, and easy to style with sweats or sarcasm.
• Pastel pink retro print – because self-awareness pairs best with aesthetic.
• Machine washable – because laundry counts as grounding.

Ideal for coffee runs, therapy appointments, or zoning out mid-conversation.

🌀 Limited stock – get yours before you mentally check out again.

🛒 Order now and stay stylishly detached.

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Material:

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
• 90/10 cotton/poly (Athletic Heather)
• 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather Grey)

Feature:

• Crew neck
• Removable tag for comfort and relabeling