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🌈 “If You Wanted Someone Quiet, You Should’ve Dated a Houseplant” – Funny Unicorn 15oz White Mug

🌈 “If You Wanted Someone Quiet, You Should’ve Dated a Houseplant” – Funny Unicorn 15oz White Mug

Regular price $17.99 USD
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For the bold, the loud, and the unapologetically extra — this mug is your daily reminder that you weren’t put on this planet to whisper. Featuring a fabulous rainbow-maned unicorn mid-yell, this mug delivers peak personality with every sip.

If anyone in your life wanted “quiet,” well… they should’ve dated a houseplant.

☕ Product Details


  • Large 15oz capacity — more room for coffee, tea, chaos, or emotional support caffeine
  • Premium white ceramic mug
  • High-quality, vibrant full-color print
  • Dishwasher & microwave safe
  • Smooth rim + comfortable handle for maximum sass delivery
  • Perfect for home, office, Zoom meetings, and telling the world you weren’t born to be silent

😂 Why You’ll Love It


  • Bright, joyful rainbow unicorn artwork
  • Perfect for loud personalities and quiet-personality-haters
  • Great conversation starter
  • Makes mornings fun again
  • The best gift for friends who talk too much (in the best way)

🎁 Great For


  • Coworkers who don’t have an indoor voice
  • Best friends who are “a lot”
  • Unicorn lovers
  • LGBTQ+ humor fans
  • Anyone who refuses to dim their sparkle



15oz Ceramic Mug


  • Material: 100% Ceramic
  • Size: 15oz
  • Dishwasher/microwave safe
  • Products are printed in the United States
  • Product Dimensions: 4.5″ x 5.2″ x 3.4″ (h x w x d) / 10.75″ (circ.)
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