Some dads tell jokes occasionally. This dad tells them periodically. And he’s been waiting his entire life for someone to appreciate that pun. Today is that day.
The perfect gift for the science dad, the chemistry teacher, the guy who still laughs at his own jokes before he finishes telling them — and honestly, that’s what makes him great.
Available as a bold 15oz ceramic mug or a Gildan cotton tee in Black — because this joke deserves to live on something permanent.
15oz Ceramic Mug
Material: 100% Ceramic
Size: 15oz — big enough to hold all his best material
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Printed in the USA
Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D / 10.75″ circumference
Perfect for Father’s Day, his birthday, or any occasion where you want to reward a man who has dedicated his life to the craft of the groan-worthy pun. Grab the mug and the shirt — he’ll wear both at the same time if you let him.
Tag us when he opens it — #unlawfulthreads — we want to see the reaction.
Want a custom design or have a wild idea? Email us at Unlawfulthreads@gmail.com — we love a challenge.
