🌈🔥 “I Only Smoke Weed & Plot Karma” – Black 15oz Ceramic Mug

For the peaceful… yet petty unicorn in all of us.

This bold black mug features a blissed-out rainbow unicorn, smoking, journaling in their “Karma List,” and minding their magical business — mostly.

Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something a little more elevated, this mug quietly announces:

✨ I’m calm, I’m cute, I’m stoned… and I don’t forget anything. ✨

☕ Product Details

• Large 15oz capacity — perfect for caffeine, chaos, or herbal enlightenment
• Premium black ceramic mug
• Vivid full-color design pops beautifully against the dark background
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Comfortable handle + glossy finish
• Printed with professional-grade inks that won’t fade

😂 Why You Need It

• Hilarious design for weed lovers, unicorn lovers, karma-believers, and petty queens
• Great convo starter at work, home, or during your early-morning “don’t talk to me yet” ritual
• Makes the perfect gift for friends who love cute things, dark humor, and revenge arcs
• Guarantees a smile every time you lift it

🎁 Perfect For

• Stoners with personality
• Unicorn fanatics
• Sarcasm collectors
• Meditation + menace combos
• Friends who say “I’m over it” and definitely aren’t
• Birthdays • Secret Santa • Smoke-sesh hosts • Just-Because gifts
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15oz Ceramic Mug

• Material: 100% Ceramic
• Size: 15oz
• Dishwasher/microwave safe
• Products are printed in the United States
• Product Dimensions: 4.5″ x 5.2″ x 3.4″ (h x w x d) / 10.75″ (circ.)