“I Am Not the Bigger Person, I Will Curse Your Bloodline” Shirt – Black Short Sleeve Tee | Funny Dark Humor Witchy Shirt

🖤✨ Sometimes, inner peace just isn’t on the menu.

The “I Am Not the Bigger Person, I Will Curse Your Bloodline” shirt is for anyone who’s done pretending to rise above it. Featuring bold gothic typography and a stitched voodoo doll graphic, this shirt blends humor, hex energy, and unapologetic honesty.

It’s not vengeance — it’s fashion.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium cotton blend – soft, breathable, and magically comfortable.
• Unisex fit – perfect for every witch, warlock, or emotionally stable person in recovery.
• Vibrant print – pops against black fabric and survives the wash.
• Perfect conversation starter – or deterrent, depending on your mood.

Wear it to therapy, the farmer’s market, or while stirring something suspicious in your cauldron.

⚡ Limited drop – grab it before karma catches up.

🛒 Order now and channel your chaos fashionably.

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic Fit
• 100% Cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.