Hyperbolic Internet Wizard Shirt & Mug | Funny Tech & Meme Magic Apparel

"Hyperbolic Internet Wizard Shirt & Mug | Funny Tech & Meme Magic Apparel"

🔮 Master of Exaggeration. Keeper of Online Chaos.

Do you possess arcane knowledge of memes, wield sarcasm as a spell, and conjure wild takes with a single keystroke? Then congratulations—you are officially a Hyperbolic Internet Wizard.

This vintage fantasy-inspired design, complete with an old-school wizard hat and ornate gothic frame, is perfect for those who rule the digital realm with wit, drama, and unfiltered opinions. Available as both a shirt and a coffee mug, because your powers need fuel.

🔥 Perfect for:

✅ Internet scholars, keyboard warriors & digital magicians

✅ Meme lords, sarcasm masters & online wizards

✅ Coffee-fueled spellcasters working remote from their wizard towers

💡 Type. Cast. Summon drama. Repeat.

Key Features & Bullet Points:

👕 Shirt Features:

• Soft & Breathable Fabric: Premium cotton/poly blend
• Classic Fit: Comfortable and true to size
• High-Quality Print: Aged, spellbook-style vintage effect

☕ Mug Features:

• Premium Ceramic: Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes
• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: For effortless refueling of wizard juice
• Crisp, Vintage-Inspired Print: Adds an air of mystical authority
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✅ Sarcastic tech nerd coffee cup

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Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic Fit
• 100% Cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.