“Hot Girl Fall of the Patriarchy.” Long Sleeve Shirt | Feminist Fall Shirt for Bold Women & Supportive Men ~Fall

💅🔥 It’s not just Hot Girl Fall — it’s the Hot Girl Fall of the Patriarchy.

This bold long sleeve shirt is for the women (and the men who get it) who sip pumpkin spice while dismantling outdated systems. With a playful pink drip-smiley design and unapologetic typography, it’s equal parts cute and confrontational — the perfect uniform for confident rebellion and cozy mornings.

🧡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium cotton blend – soft, breathable, and designed for layering.
• Relaxed unisex fit – equally flattering on coffee queens and reluctant morning people.
• Fade-resistant print – warm fall tones that stay vibrant wash after wash.
• Conversation-starting quote – because mental health + humor = therapy you can wear.

Perfect for coffee runs, lazy Sundays, or existential crises in style. Pair it with leggings, jeans, or your favorite “don’t talk to me” face.

🔥 Limited seasonal drop – once it’s gone, it’s gone.

🛒 Order now and embrace your autumn coping strategy in comfort.

Key Features

• Unisex long sleeve shirt
• Cozy fall coffee shirt
• Funny mental health long sleeve
• “Caffeinate, Hibernate, Disassociate.” design
• Perfect for introverts, coffee lovers, and cozy season fans
• Soft cotton/poly blend, breathable and comfortable
• Printed in the USA by Unlawful Threads

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Port & Company Long Sleeve Fan Favorite Tee

Material:

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
• 90/10 cotton/poly (Athletic Heather)
• 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather Grey)

Feature:

• Crew neck
• Removable tag for comfort and relabeling