Geyser Daddy – Thirst Trap Park Ranger Mug (Black)

Product Description:

🌋💦 Shhh… nature’s not the only thing erupting.

Meet your new favorite mug: Geyser Daddy.

Inspired by the real reason folks are flocking to national parks (hint: it’s not the geysers), this black ceramic coffee mug features a tattooed, smoldering ranger who knows how to keep secrets — and how to stir up your morning brew.

Perfect for sipping tea, spilling it, or fantasizing about ranger TikTok at 7 a.m.

✅ 11oz or 15oz black ceramic mug

✅ Vivid full-color print of our sultry, inked-up ranger icon

✅ Microwave + dishwasher safe

✅ Pairs well with park maps, campfire gossip, and suggestive side-eyes

Bullet Points:

• Sassy Ranger Aesthetic: Clean design. Dirty thoughts.
• For National Park Girlies & Alt-Tok Survivors: You know who you are.