GEN X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Tee (Vintage Look)

🧽💦 Before kombucha and gluten-free playgrounds, there was… hose water and latchkey living.

This tee is a love letter to the generation that survived on metal playgrounds, microwaved pizza rolls, and zero adult supervision. Featuring a distressed print and a garden hose that deserves hazard pay, the "GEN X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" shirt hits harder than a Capri Sun on a 95-degree day.

✅ Available in White, Pink, or Light Blue

✅ Soft unisex cotton/poly blend

✅ Distressed vintage design with classic Gen X sarcasm

✅ Perfect for BBQs, school reunions, and yelling “Get off my lawn!” ironically

Bullet Points:

• A shirt that screams: “We turned out just fine. Probably.”
• Perfect gift for Gen Xers who earned every trauma laugh

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic Fit
• 100% Cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.