This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a survival badge. Featuring a bold cartoon alligator with a knife in its head and zero concern in its eyes, this design perfectly sums up the spirit of the Sunshine State: resilient, wild, and completely unbothered.
Whether you’ve dodged a hurricane, slapped a palmetto bug mid-air, or watched someone wrestle a gator with a cigarette in their mouth, you’ve earned this.
✅ High-impact vintage-style gator graphic
✅ Printed on soft, breathable cotton
✅ Unisex fit made for mayhem
✅ Ideal gift for Florida natives, swamp legends, and chaos enthusiasts
Bullet Points:
Battle-Tested Design: Inspired by real Florida energy
Built Different: Great for outdoor hangs, gas station runs, or mugshots
