🪳🍸 Survive the heat, the storms, and the flying roaches — with style.
This bold, retro-style tee features Florida’s most durable, terrifying, and weirdly respected mascot: the palmetto bug. Sporting shades and a cocktail, this guy doesn’t just survive... he thrives. Just like every Floridian.
Whether you’re dodging hurricanes or tourists, this shirt is your badge of honor. Flaunt it proudly.
✅ High-res vintage roach art with wings & attitude
✅ Printed on soft, breathable cotton
✅ Unisex sizing – perfect for beach life, swamp life, and nightlife
✅ Funny, gross, and somehow still stylish
Bullet Points:
Florida Survival Energy: If you know, you know.
Conversation Starter: Prepare to be stopped... or stared at in fear.
