Let's be honest — before that first cup, you're a menace. After it? Practically a delight. This 15oz ceramic mug is your daily reminder that coffee isn't just a beverage, it's a public safety measure.
Whether it's your morning ritual or your 3pm survival strategy, this mug holds enough coffee to keep the peace — and your coworkers safe.
Material: 100% Ceramic
Size: 15oz — because 11oz is for quitters
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Printed in the United States
Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D (10.75″ circumference)
Makes a perfect gift for coffee addicts, morning grumps, and anyone who's ever considered homicide before 9am.
