Fueled by Coffee. Tolerated by Society.
Before that first cup, you're a menace. After it? Practically a delight. The Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery 15oz ceramic mug is your daily reminder that coffee isn't just a beverage — it's a public safety measure.
Whether it's your morning ritual or your 3pm survival strategy, this oversized mug holds enough coffee to keep the peace and your coworkers safe.
Product Details
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Material: 100% ceramic — durable, chip-resistant, built to outlast your worst mornings
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Size: 15oz — because 11oz is for quitters
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Dishwasher & microwave safe — no babying required
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Printed in the United States — bold, fade-resistant graphics
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Dimensions: 4.5″ H × 5.2″ W × 3.4″ D (10.75″ circumference)
Who Is This Mug For?
This mug is perfect for coffee addicts, morning grumps, office workers who need caffeine to function, and anyone who's ever considered homicide before 9am. It also makes a hilarious and memorable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this mug dishwasher safe?
Yes — the Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery mug is fully dishwasher and microwave safe.
What size is this mug?
It's a 15oz ceramic mug, larger than a standard coffee mug, making it ideal for big coffee drinkers.
Is this a good gift for coffee lovers?
Absolutely. It's one of our most popular funny coffee mugs and ships as a ready-to-gift item. Great for birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, or just because.
Where is this mug printed?
All graphics are printed in the United States with fade-resistant ink.
What material is the mug made from?
It's made from 100% ceramic — sturdy, heavy, and satisfying to hold.
Warning: May cause excessive coffee consumption and dramatically improved moods.
