“Caffeinate, Hibernate, Disassociate.” Long Sleeve Shirt | Cozy Fall Coffee Shirt for Introverts & Overthinkers ~Fall

☕🍂 Some people do yoga. Others just Caffeinate, Hibernate, and Disassociate.

This ultra-soft long sleeve tee wraps you in comfort while telling the world exactly where your head’s at — somewhere between a caffeine rush and a mental nap. With its minimalist fall design and warm golden tones, it’s equal parts cozy and chaotic, perfect for those chilly mornings when you’re just trying to survive in aesthetic peace.

🧡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium cotton blend – soft, breathable, and designed for layering.
• Relaxed unisex fit – equally flattering on coffee queens and reluctant morning people.
• Fade-resistant print – warm fall tones that stay vibrant wash after wash.
• Conversation-starting quote – because mental health + humor = therapy you can wear.

Perfect for coffee runs, lazy Sundays, or existential crises in style. Pair it with leggings, jeans, or your favorite “don’t talk to me” face.

🔥 Limited seasonal drop – once it’s gone, it’s gone.

🛒 Order now and embrace your autumn coping strategy in comfort.

Key Features

• Unisex long sleeve shirt
• Cozy fall coffee shirt
• Funny mental health long sleeve
• “Caffeinate, Hibernate, Disassociate.” design
• Perfect for introverts, coffee lovers, and cozy season fans
• Soft cotton/poly blend, breathable and comfortable
• Printed in the USA by Unlawful Threads

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Port & Company Long Sleeve Fan Favorite Tee

Material:

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
• 90/10 cotton/poly (Athletic Heather)
• 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather Grey)

Feature:

• Crew neck
• Removable tag for comfort and relabeling