Ask Me About My Butthole T-Shirt

You asked for bold. You got unicorn-bold. 🦄

This unapologetically fabulous shirt features a smug rainbow unicorn daring the world to ask the real questions. Whether you're flaunting your sense of humor, celebrating Pride, or just want to make grandma uncomfortable at brunch — this shirt is here to help.

Perfect for festival-goers with flair 🌟, LGBTQ+ icons and their allies 🏳️‍🌈, and adults who believe butthole jokes are timeless classics 🍑.

This shirt isn't just a statement. It's a conversation starter.

Printed in the USA on premium Gildan cotton. Available in unisex and ladies fitted cuts, both in Black.

Gildan Cotton T-Shirt (Unisex)

• Classic fit, 100% cotton
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
• Available in Black — sizes S–5XL

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• Fitted cut, 100% cotton (6 oz.)
• Preshrunk jersey knit, sideseamed
• Seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Available in Black — sizes XS–3XL

Both styles are machine washable and printed in the United States.