He Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends. He Came Here to Make Puns.
This tee is for the dad who still calls it “the Google,” thinks his jokes are hilarious (he’s right), and has strong opinions about dial-up internet. Old school. Unapologetic. Absolutely insufferable at dinner.
Bold graphic on a classic Gildan Ultra Cotton tee in Black — because legends don’t need color, they need punchlines.
Shirt Specs
Classic fit, 100% cotton (203 g/m²) preshrunk jersey knit
Seamless twin-needle 2.2cm collar, taped neck and shoulders
Perfect for Father’s Day, his birthday, or any occasion where you want to acknowledge that yes, his jokes are terrible, and yes, you love him anyway. Pairs well with a groan, an eye roll, and a hug.
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