Some people wake up and choose kindness. Others wake up and choose coffee… You wake up and choose sarcasm—elevated, perfected, enlightened.
This mug is for the sharp-witted, the unbothered, the mentally caffeinated, and the spiritually over-it. With bold, minimalist typography and a clean modern aesthetic, it’s your daily reminder that sarcasm isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle.
☕ Product Details
15oz white ceramic mug – more caffeine, more attitude
Premium high-gloss finish
Crisp, bold black lettering that stays vibrant
Dishwasher & microwave safe
Large, comfortable handle for maximum grip during maximum sarcasm
Perfect for home, office, or as your official “don’t talk to me yet” mug
✨ Why You’ll Love It
Aesthetic, clean design that matches any kitchen or desk
Hilarious daily mood-setter
The perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender)
Makes every sip feel like a mic drop
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone spiritually allergic to nonsense
🎁 Perfect Gift For
Coworkers with a dark sense of humor
Friends who are fluent in sarcasm
People who need caffeine and a personality shield
Yourself—because you deserve a mug that matches your energy
