Hurricane Bingo: The Game You Didn’t Know You Needed
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Hurricanes Are Scary. Florida Coping Mechanisms Are Scarier.
Down here, hurricane season isn’t just a time of year. It’s a vibe. A cultural ritual. A weather-based drinking game with real property damage.
Sure, we stock up on canned ravioli and watch Jim Cantore like he’s the weather pope. But deep down, we’re not preparing for disaster—we’re competing in it.
That’s where Hurricane Bingo comes in.
The Rules? There Are None. Welcome to Florida.
You don’t need chips, daubers, or a functioning roof. Just print out the card, throw on a "Florida Hurricane Tour Shirt" from Unlawful Threads, and wait for the chaos to begin.
Each square marks a true badge of Floridian survival:
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✅ Lost power before the storm hit
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✅ Saw Jim Cantore down the street and whispered, “We’re screwed”
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✅ Ate pudding with a screwdriver
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✅ Neighbor blasting Jimmy Buffett in 80mph winds
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✅ Grilled through it in your “Florida Built Different” tee (link)
Get five in a row? Yell BINGO! loud enough to scare the feral chickens and make your HOA regret ever forming.
Storm-Ready Looks to Match the Madness
Hurricane season is also Florida’s unofficial fashion week. And Unlawful Threads has you covered—literally.
Top storm fits:
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🌪️ Keep Your Head Above Water – Florida Mermaid Survival Shirt
See it here – because nothing says resilience like a soggy, sunburned mermaid watching palm trees fly. -
🌴 Florida Man Weather Channel Shirt
Check it out – featuring tour dates for previous storms, so you can flex your survival stats like a roadie for Mother Nature. -
🌀 This is My Hurricane Party Shirt
Perfect for power outages, candlelight beers, and questioning your life choices. Available soon—check the Florida collection to stay ready.
Why Bingo? Why Not.
Bingo is the only game where:
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Your uncle yelling “It’s just wind!” counts as a win.
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Duct tape qualifies as engineering.
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And storm prep involves more beer than batteries.
It’s not about winning prizes. It’s about staying sane when the wind starts howling and your neighbor’s inflatable flamingo is airborne.
Join the Tradition. Play Hurricane Bingo. Survive in Style.
Florida doesn’t do calm. We do loud, wet, weird, and occasionally shirtless in a storm drain. So lean in.
🛒 Get your storm gear here
💬 And tag us when you get Bingo—extra points if you’re wearing flip-flops in a flood zone.