How to Offend a Floridian in 10 Words or Less
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1. “I prefer Jersey beaches—less weird people and cleaner sand.”
2. “Hurricanes are just overhyped rainstorms, right?”
3. “Publix is just a grocery store.”
4. “Gators should be relocated—permanently.”
5. “Disney is better in California.”
6. “I don’t like Cuban sandwiches.”
7. “You must be used to this heat.”
8. “Miami isn’t that cool.”
9. “You’re basically just Alabama with beaches.”
10. “Mayo on empanadas? Gross.”
11. “I’ll pass on the key lime pie.”
12. “You actually like Wawa?”
13. “There’s no real culture in Florida.”
14. “That ‘Florida Man’ stuff is probably true.”
15. “I’m moving here, but I’ll vote the same.”
16. “Publix subs are mid.”
17. “It's just a lizard. Why are you screaming?”
18. “Flip-flops aren’t real footwear.”
19. “You ever think about leaving?”
20. “You’re not a real Southerner.”
🔥 Bonus Round:
“You live where people vacation? Must be boring.”
“Gatorade wasn’t even invented here.”
“It’s pronounced OR-LAN-do.”
“I liked it better when Florida wasn’t so crowded.”