☕ What Your Coffee Order Says About You (According to Science… and a Little Gossip)

☕ What Your Coffee Order Says About You (According to Science… and a Little Gossip)

☕ Black Coffee: The Purist

You don’t have time for nonsense—especially not frothy milk hearts. You're confident, minimal, and maybe just a little judgmental about the rest of us.
Psych trivia: Studies say black coffee drinkers are more likely to be bold, but also—surprise!—a little antisocial. (No judgment… much.)


🥛 Latte Lovers: The Peacekeepers

If your go-to is a latte, you probably love smooth vibes, emotional safety, and cozy sweaters in July.
Personality breakdown: You’re dependable, friendly, and hate making decisions. Your toxic trait? Asking people what they want for dinner, then saying “eh, not that.”

 


☕ Iced Coffee Year-Round: The Chaos Agents

It's 40 degrees out, you're in a hoodie with iced coffee in hand. Respect.
You’re impulsive, stylish, and not afraid to feel something. People say you’re dramatic. You say you’re expressive.
Bonus science: Studies show cold coffee lovers tend to be thrill-seekers. Which explains why your houseplants are all half-dead and thriving.


🎨 Frappuccino Fanatics: The Extra Ones

You came here to slay. Coffee is not just a beverage—it’s a dessert, a photo opp, and a lifestyle.
You’re fun, unapologetic, and live in all caps. You also haven’t finished a single water bottle since 2018. But hydration is a mindset, right?



Caption: The moment your local barista tries to remember all 8 words of your frappuccino order.


🌱 Oat Milk Everything: The Soft Rebels

You’re plant-based, emotionally evolved, and spiritually aligned with moss. You also pretend not to judge dairy people (but you do).
Fun fact: Oat milk drinkers skew toward curiosity, activism, and having at least one tattoo they hide from their grandma.


🧊 Cold Brew: The Tired Overachievers

You probably have 12 tabs open right now and one is a spreadsheet.
You think fast, caffeinate hard, and deep down you want to live on a farm with goats and no emails.
Stat flash: Cold brew drinkers tend to score high on ambition and anxiety—aka caffeine with a side of crisis.


 


💬 Final Sip:

No matter your cup of choice, we all drink coffee for the same reason: survival. Some of us just like our survival with whipped cream and caramel drizzle.


🔗 Bonus Round:

How to Make Coffee That Doesn’t Taste Like Regret
Why Coffee Scented Everything Is the New Obsession
15 Mugs That Understand You Better Than Your Therapist


📣 CTA:

Tag your coffee soulmate. Share this post. Argue in the comments. And tell us—what’s your order?

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