🖤 Is He Dead Yet? – Gothic Passive-Aggressive Parody Tee

Not asking for a friend.

This elegantly bitter “Is He Dead Yet?” shirt pairs Victorian gloom with modern emotional detachment. Featuring skeletal hands, a bleeding rose, and the kind of question you ask with one eyebrow raised, it’s tailor-made for those who never got closure—but definitely got sarcastic. It's only a matter of time.

Perfectly suited for:

• Exes who still owe you money
• Your group chat’s designated hater
• Black-hearted romantics with a flair for theater
• Rotten fruit

Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt

• 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
• Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 5/8" collar
• Sideseamed
• Taped should-to-shoulder
• Tear away label
• For sizing details, click here.

Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

• Classic fit
• 100% Cotton (203 g/m²)
• Preshrunk jersey knit
• Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear away label
• Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend
• For sizing details, click here.