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Whether you're at a rally, a backyard BBQ, or just living your best life, this shirt does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConversation-starting graphic print that turns heads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, preshrunk 100% cotton — feels broken-in from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in both unisex and women's fitted cuts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS through 5XL — because everyone deserves a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eUnisex — Gildan Cotton T-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, 100% preshrunk cotton jersey knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle 7\/8\" collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned to eliminate center crease\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1Fs1GOmHehdZce-st3Wu97C53sGbvSrtg\/view\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eView unisex size chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWomen's — Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (6 oz.), classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk jersey knit, sideseamed for a flattering shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle 5\/8\" collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped shoulder-to-shoulder for structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1hc6wxRhucY9EZcqgsnlHIuEYeSWrba19\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eView women's size chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted and shipped in the USA. 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